Favorite Food: Nachos

Least Favorite Food: Omelettes

Every time I make an omelette (which is never), I remind myself that I could have made nachos, no matter the time of day. I don’t understand people who order omelettes when they go out for brunch. Omelettes are the lowest common denominator of eggs. I know every chef on earth will disagree with me (because they are spending so much time reading amateur home cooking blogs) and say that omelettes, like clear beef consommes, are the litmus test for real cooks. You just try and talk over the sound of crispy, guacamole-heavy tortilla chips. I can’t hear you. Nope. No sounds, just crunching.

edited to add: I care so little for omelets/omelettes that I can’t even google search the spelling for the singular and plural.

- Nellie