Paulina told me that nobody on Tumblr understood what I was doing yesterday. I didn’t even understand what I was doing yesterday. Here’s what we’re doing: we are giving away cookies to two lucky readers. There we go, that was easy. It’s a cookie giveaway. We are doing a cookie giveaway. Okay, this feels good. All you have to do is reblog this post or send us a message through our ask box , live in the United States, and enjoy cookies. Hopefully your contact info is somewhere on your Tumblr. When you reblog, just tell us what you want to see on Faux Pasta. The sky is the limit. Beef wellington. Duck a l’orange. Macarons. Fish encased in aspic and tomato skin. Upside-down pineapple cake filled with Cool Whip and crushed Nilla wafers. Biscuits and gravy. Yeah, that last one! We’ll pick two winners, winners will receive cookies. They will be fresh because I will rush ship them. Bonus: I have even made these cookies before, so I know they are super good. They are chocolate and molasses, and we affectionately refer to them as crack cookies. There are no drugs in these cookies. They are a Martha Stewart recipe (photo credit to her team).

Short sentences, potential for clarity, let’s do this thing.